Winner of Miss USA 2008 is Miss Texas
Written by mike on April 12, 2008 – 3:24 pm -Unbelievable!
WHY?
Because I think Miss USA should always be a blonde.
And there is a reason. You see, Miss Universe is always dark haired.
In fact Miss Universe is pretty much a contest of dark haired beauties. Miss Japan won Miss Universe 2007 pictured here.
Photo credit - Wisavej at Flickr
America is a country made on marketing. And to differentiate ourselves we should be the blonde title holder. Not the dark head.
Let’s look at the Judges…
Judge 1 – Who would he choose?
Judges 3 – Can they agree?
Judge Mills, Heather Mills. She probably wanted another hearing. ;-) Or, maybe you think she wanted to eat the winner?
WHO was last year’s Miss America – Another dark haired bouty. (Slow down on the face sculpting.)
Ok, if we are going to choose dark haired – then I want to see bad girls. Why not go for something like Miss Mississippi? What a name! She is sexy and everything on her is real! Only problem was onstage. Mississippi was frowning all the time. These Southern girls sometimes get a pebble in their shoe - all day long too.
Unfortunately… Not sure if our new winner is completely real. Check the breasts. I see lines, looks like something is pulling away. Embedded hydroponics? Check the teeth. No one has teeth like that except Bugsy. Sure, the idea is, you look good on stage with these things. But what about life - Get real kind of life. Seems like an out-of-date role model for younger women. When a much better life-style is ‘just be lousy self.’
Miss USA is a struggling enterprise. Donald Trump brought Miss USA to Las Vegas in the hopes of pumping some energy into it. If he wanted to do that, why did Donald take out the talent contest? Its use to be the girls showed us what they could do. And that is very very important. Bring back the talent contest Mr. D Trump, and let us get to know these girls. They can’t really be the 2 dimensional cut-outs you are serving up on stage.
Let’s give a big thank you to Robert Earl, owner of Planet Hollwood Casino Hotel in Las Vegas. Little known fact: the yummy, no-nonsense eatery in Planet Hollwood Casino called ’Earl Of Sandwich’ is named after him.
Tags: beauty pageant, donald trump, las vegas, miss texas, miss universe, miss usa 2008, planet hollywood
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